February 2012
Feb 11th
I have decided,
that when I am old and eventually die (Although I plan to inherit my great-grandmother’s gene of immortality), I am going to have a burial vault and have a crypt beneath it. 
Feb 10th
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Oh my fuck!!
Lady Gaga tickets are $180! That is nearly $100 more than Jessie J and Evanescence was! In fact, that is both tickets combined!
Feb 10th
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My life has turned into Mean Girls...
But instead of becoming obsessed with talking about Regina George, I have become obsessed with talking about how much I hate and loathe New Zealand. 
Feb 10th
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Dad: Why are you ironing shirts?
Me: Because I need something to do and it's either this or killing myself
Feb 10th
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Sooo bored...
I wish you could get exiled from a country by hating on it… Because I would be out of NZ in a flash. Faster than you could say Wainuiomata. Actually, Wainui is in the Hutt… errgh shudder. 
Feb 10th
Ugh I am in one of my moods where anything and everything is just pissing me off. Especially how I nearly fell going up the stairs from the lounge to the dining room. 
Feb 10th
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Yay got my car back!!
But…  1) The steering is so fucking stiff now that it’s horrible to drive 2) The tiniest amount of pressure on the accelerator makes it lurch in front of you 3) In the time that I haven’t had my car for, drivers have gotten worse. I was in-between the two roundabouts in Jville and this woman with raccoon hair just pulled into my lane without indicating and then when we went...
Feb 10th
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So I am watching Star Trek...
Why the fuck does the Russian guy have trouble saying “V”.?? Russian has the letter “V”!! What. The. Fuck. 
Feb 9th
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Waka capsizes in Wellington Harbour →
Oops. Seems like someone had too much KFC. Oops, that was also semi-racist. 
Feb 9th
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geography lesson from your friendly neighbourhood...
effugererealitas: lunalalonde: the world! (that’s where we all live) amurrica (that’s where most of you live) australia (not new zealand) new zealand (that’s where i live) not the same country Things you should all know. Come visit us in Middle Earth.
Feb 9th
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Why is everyone coming to NZ all of a sudden?
Jessie J Evanescence Lady Gaga David Guetta
Feb 9th
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Fuck I love Nanny Pat.
Feb 9th
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WatchWatch
kurtiscobain: left front LOL These videos make me laugh so ridiculously loud that it’s not funny. 
Feb 9th
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OMG I hate credit checks.
And my parents are like “Don’t worry, you have nothing to be checked” Little do they know I have a credit card although I don’t owe anything on it. 
Feb 9th
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo is so good. omg amazing. It is so long though and if I watched it at home, I don’t think I could sit through it. 
Feb 9th
I am nearly wetting myself over the thought of going to Lady Gaga.
Feb 8th
HOLY FUCK. I am so going to the Lady Gaga concert on the 7th June!! 
Feb 8th
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OMG I am getting so nervous...
I have to ring the company that handles the power to my new apartment tomorrow… I don’t do phone conversations with people I don’t know. I freak out. 
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Seriously?
Mum just got home and had a go at me for not putting the washing into the dryer… Umm excuse me? If I had no reason to go into the laundry today and you didn’t tell me about the washing, how the fuck am I spose to know that it’s there? To which is responded “I thought you would have thought and looked” Why yes mother, the first thing I do in when I wake up in the...
Feb 8th
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Casually sitting in bed listening to Sean Paul. I am so gangsta. Don’t mess with me bitches! Btw, I love the new duvet cover my Mum bought me. 
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
LAME!!
So much for Dad going to Dubai in June… He is now going in 3 weeks!! As in the week of the 27th, as in the week I start uni. And now he isn’t going to New Orleans because that’s the week after and he’s not allowed to be away from the customer for 2 weeks in a row… lame
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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computer: EA games
me whispering: challenge everything
Feb 6th
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Whenever I look at my reflection in my laptop...
I always have the weirdest thoughts “I wish I had more prominent cheekbones” “My harline is so ugly” “I so need a nose job”
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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New Geordie Shore...
OMG that new Rebecca girl is actually so ugly that my eyes want to bleed and fall out of my head… What a minger. 
Feb 6th
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OMG I love how scripted The Only Way Is Essex is. 
Feb 6th
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flylikeabowtie: gojasongo replied to your post:GUYS RIGHT NOW BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS IN WELLINGTON Why is he here? He’s doing the voice of Smaug for The Hobbit and he’s doing the motion capture as well. I just. I literally might get a bus down to Wellington. Can I stay in your house? When do you come to Auckland? And via Car? Ahh that’s what I thought after replying to your post. Had...
Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Tomorrow I am going to make apple ice cream. Why? Because I want ice cream and I have apples. But I have to go buy cream… which in that case, I might as well just go buy ice cream… 
Feb 6th
the-venetian-fairy answered your question: I need a hobby… Lumberjacking :) Haven’t we already talked about how I don’t do plaid?
Feb 6th
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I need a hobby...
And it can’t be eating, I have already tried that. Any ideas?
Feb 6th
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exit152: the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 
Feb 6th
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