January 2012
Rachel: Oh that's a sexy pose, if you're a pedophile.
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This feels so weird.
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I am wearing my watch for the first time in so long. Give it 3 hours and I will have a rash because I am allergic to stainless steel.
then how do you use cutlery?? YOU CANT EAT A STEAK WITH CHOPSTICKS JASON!!!
Lol it’s only because it’s in constant contact with my skin for an extended period of time. I don’t hold a knife and fork for...
This feels so weird.
I am wearing my watch for the first time in so long. Give it 3 hours and I will have a rash because I am allergic to stainless steel.
Fun fact!
Hitting your hand with a belt buckle hurts rather badly.
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Weta.
You would think that being born and raised in New Zealand that I would be used to weta and such but nope, I still have a mini heart attack when I see one. For example, when I just went to go get the mail, one fell out of the letterbox and I sprinted back inside.
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TROLOLOLOLOL
I fucking HATE mopeds. I just dropped my Mum off to work and as I was pulling out on the terrace, I nearly hit one. Not on purpose but because:
1) The weather is so fucking shit and I couldn’t actually see him because he has no lights on, was fucking maroon and just came out of nowhere
2) I am so tired because I have only had 2 hours of sleep
3) In reference to 1), the terrace itself is...
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Finished Eldest!
Though it took longer than expected because I had other things to do, and the fact that every time I went to go read, I ended up falling asleep. Now to move onto Brisingr. Ugh and it’s longer. Kill me.
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I feel like drinking which is odd because I haven’t for quite a while. Hmm strange.
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Щ(ºДºщ)???
This is a time when I hate knowing how to read cyrillic because this is one of those emoticon things and I just read it as “shch degrees D degrees shch”
WTF does this mean??
And my Granddad is back in hospital.
This is great… He may be old but that doesn’t mean that he can move in there.
I am actually going to be alone forever.
I don’t want to/can’t see myself getting married
I love being by myself
I don’t think I want kids anymore because they use so much of your money that it’s not funny
I love being by myself (This needs to be in here twice)
I love money (refer back to point 3 to see the potential problem)
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Sometimes when I like to have a good laugh, I read the escort ads in the newspaper. I mean who wouldnt want “1 SERIOUSLY HOT Indian, Come 2 the Dark Side” or a “Sensual Massage with happy endings” or “Palmerston Nth Erotic Sexy Hot Oil Angels”.
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I am Sher-Licked: Auckland/NZ Sherlockians: →
martincumberbatch:
I know there are a few intentions already to group up and #believeinsherlock everywhere, but I think we should plan ahead.
When the Reichenbach Fall finally airs here (which is probably forever away) we should simultaneously put up posters and things the night after it’s…
Yeah coz you probably won’t be here when it airs because of France *evil stare*
It's 2.30pm.
Does that make it ok for me to have a margarita?
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omg shoot me.
My Dad is on a conference call to Aussie and they obviously made a joke about sheep because they are retards and my Dad goes “Umm, there are actually more sheep in Aussie” and then I shouted out without thinking “And there is also more inbreds!” and then I realised that they might have heard me.
Honestly New World...
You can’t use Tasty cheese on pizzas, it is too oily and nothing sticks… Use Mild or Edam.
I just ate something, but i have no recollection of what it was.
No hold music?
What kind of company are you Post Haste?
Sometimes Lana Del Rey’s voice gets so squeaky that it reminds me of Bollywood music.
Leaked Lana Del Rey!
I am a happy happy person now.
Sometimes I want to punch my Dad because he can be...
Enough said.
I am just never going to understand the thinking...
They are so useless, I wish people didn’t use them. I had to go all the way out to Parnell one time because when they delivered what ever I ordered, they didn’t even ring up to our flat. OMG ARGH.
I just can't get my head around this...
They came at 5.45am? What? That just DOESN’T make sense!! Surely if you were a courier and had something that needed to be signed, you wouldn’t try to deliver it at 5.45 am. I can’t even ring to arrange for it to be re-delivered because their office isn’t even open.
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Ugh my phone just went flat and my charger is too far away… I was in the middle of a text aswel
Anonymous asked: What's something that you don't like about yourself?
I don't understand my parents...
They go on about how they don’t care what I want to do when I am older just as long as I finish uni, get my degree and do something that makes me happy. Umm excuse me, you have shot down so many of my ideas for my future that it’s not funny. Stop your bullshitting.
Fuck a duck.
Uni starts on the 27th of Feb and that’s the day that Heathy, Rachel and John are coming up coz we are seeing Jessie J on the 28th. And by ‘uni starts’ I mean like full days that end at 5. This is poos. But oh well.
Reblog if it's okay to befriend you, ask...
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Warning over lunchbox lurgies →
Are you fucking kidding me? Food poisoning from packed lunches? I don’t ever remember getting food poisoning from a packed lunch. Fucking harden up you mothering retards. God! NZ is such a fucking PC country now. For fucks sake.
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girls still wear denim skirts?
sorry I thought we left second grade.
they could be Brethren!
Ok, too much cayenne pepper.
Dying over here.
Yum I love popcorn.
I don’t care is it is high in carbs and what I consider high in calories. It is just so good. I also add cayenne pepper to it because I just love that shit. It gives it a hint of spice. I just gave some to Dad and I can hear him coughing from it and I am sitting here smiling because it gives me amusement.
I wish we had chocolate chips.
And cream, I am in the mood to make chocolate mousse. OR something else involving chocolate. I just want chocolate.