January 2012
Ugh...
I think my graphic of my Macbook are fucking up..
I envy those with fast metabolisms. Getting to eat anything you want and not turning out looking like fat hippos. One day I will come for you…. one day…
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New year new me!!!
y0ungfav0rites:
Shut the fuck up. You were a dumb bitch at 11:59 and at 12:01 you’re gonna be the same dumb bitch you were two minutes ago.
You know...
This healthy eating thing would be a lot easier if I didn’t bake shit everyday.
I want to go drive somewhere but
1) I can’t find my iPod thingy that connects to my radio
2) I don’t know where to go
3) Bed is just too comfy
4) I am scared to go downstairs because I feel like my Dad is going to kill me
I'm so bored.
And hungry and my Dad is angry at me for some reason but I don’t know why/care… I am tempted to bleach my hair and then dye it light blue. But I wont.
December 2011
CURSES!!
I didn’t win Lotto.
Farrrkk
My iPod is in my car… But I am in bed… See my problem? Oh well.. Kinda want an apricot so that will give me an excuse to go downstairs.
Oh yeah
Happy New Year and all that shit.
And I am back from Rachel's.
My headache is so bad. OMG and I was shitting myself about cops and checkpoints but I saw none of either so bonus!
Go away headache...
I would rather be headache free when surrounded by drunk people… Well I would rather be staying at home in bed and sleeping but I have to be sociable don’t I?
Umm excuse me Facebook.
Do not tell me Feijoa is spelt wrong. Only because you are American and can’t spell for shit, don’t tell me I am wrong. Also correct your stupid “z”s for “s”s and what not.
No joke, I would love to be a dentist.
Although I find dentist weird for wanting a job where they spend all day in people’s mouths, I actually find teeth etc fascinating
Ugh hassle!
We are going to Rachel’s for New Years Eve tonight and I want to drink but whenever I do, I has this constant voice reminding me about how bad alcohol is in terms of calories and aegnjnrgjrh
bitchyougood:
pretty soon lady gaga is gonna commit suicide for lady gaga
vvasabi:
I’m just saying
if you were really going to take your life
why would you make a video crying for attention on tumblr about lady gaga I mean
Playing Sims and listening to S Club 7.
It’s raining ok. Leave me be
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I don't like this eating healthy.
Especially since I know that there is a mud cake in the pantry calling my name
Most Farted is the greatest thing that man has put on Youtube. I am so so glad for keepvid for letting me download it.
LOLOLOLOLOL
My cat keeps trying to move in between my legs but she keeps slipping on my duvet and is getting more and more frustrated and omg it is the funniest thing to watch ever.
It's very annoying.
Whenever I write, I want to write as I picture it in my head, like as if I were watching a film… Tis very frustrating.
ARGGh
My laptop went to sleep which cancelled my download and now I have to wait 15 minutes until I can start it again. Fuck you external hard drive and your weird power to put my laptop to sleep when moved near the trackpad.
Diet starts tomorrow...
Ugh I feel like an overweight hippo whose parents are a whale and an elephant.
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
Ugh I just don't click with my Dad.
We are so alike but sometimes he just doesn’t get me and gets on my nerves so easily. Idk, it’s weird.
My Dad is such a dick...
I was lying face down on my bed with my eyes shut and he comes up behind me, grabs me by the ankles and starts pulling me off… OMG I nearly shat myself, I thought I was getting murdered.
I now have $.04 in my bank account.
But I do have a lotto ticket so fingers crossed that that .04 becomes 1,000,000,000,000 although our lotto only goes up to 16 Mil or something… or is it 32 Mil before they stop it?
poesys:
i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN?
WELL FUCK YOU
MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST
HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT
My eyes are so sore
fuck you pollen
My footwarmer a.k.a my cat just left me… Now my feet are cold….
Something I hate when I write...
Is writing dialogue. OMG I dread it so much.
Finally writing something.
After months of having a large case of creativity deficiency.
Auckland is ranked as the 3rd city with the...
teaiscosy:
gojasongo:
teaiscosy:
wat.
I mean, I like it here, but 3rd??!
I just can’t picture someone being jealous that I live in New Zealand.
What the? How is it 3rd?
- The traffic is terrible
- The drivers are even worse
- Buses never come on time
- Shit is over priced
- People are rude
Although saying that, the weather is pretty good.
OH my god. The public transport system...
Crapping myself.
I am downstairs by myself and I can hear someone moving around upstairs and I know that it is probably just one of my parents but ugh it still freaks me out.
Auckland is ranked as the 3rd city with the...
teaiscosy:
wat.
I mean, I like it here, but 3rd??!
I just can’t picture someone being jealous that I live in New Zealand.
What the? How is it 3rd?
- The traffic is terrible
- The drivers are even worse
- Buses never come on time
- Shit is over priced
- People are rude
Although saying that, the weather is pretty good.
